stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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