So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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