i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
only if we run a train.
done.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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