How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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