Where did you get a picture of my penis
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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