I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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