Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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