i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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