Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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