OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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