so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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