i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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