Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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