Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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