Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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