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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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