U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
