how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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