I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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