8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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