Buhtt sex?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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