We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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