I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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