Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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