There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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