I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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