As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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