Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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