you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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