Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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