Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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