never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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