nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
3 2 1 whiskey
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
