Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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