so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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