i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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