i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
