no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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