Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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