But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She told me I should be a condom model.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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