There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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