its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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