Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she looked like the before picture.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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