I'm really into asian looking animals
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm at about main and main street
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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