Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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