I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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