Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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