when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
