You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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