your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You can't just leave with hair like that
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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